un4giv3n-lee
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Number of posts: 86
Age: 20
Location: South Africa-Johannesburg
mig33 username: un4giv3n-lee
Registration date: 2008-10-17
 |  Subject: Correct Definitions  Wed Nov 12 2008, 13:49 | |
| ABSENT MINDED PERSON -- One who stands in front of the mirror for hours
trying to remember where he has seen the person before.
LECTURE -- An art of transferring information from the notes of the
lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds
of either."
OPPORTUNISTS -- One who starts having a bath when he/she accidentally
falls in a river.
CONFERENCE -- The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
COMPROMISE -- The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest piece.
LOVE AFFAIRS -- Something like cricket where one-day internationals are
more popular than a five day test.
TEARS -- The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.
DICTIONARY -- A place where divorce comes before marriage.
CIGARETTE -- A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a
fool on the other.
CONFERENCE ROOM -- A place where everybody talks, nobody listens &
everybody disagrees later on. |
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x_o_-_absa_-_o_x
Number of posts: 60
Age: 17
Location: In your bl00d vessels
mig33 username: absa_ft_sfiso
Registration date: 2008-11-22
| | Subject: Re: Correct Definitions Sat Nov 22 2008, 16:03 | |
| lmao hehe, gal i'd enjoy stayin wit u in the same house |
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