pick up lines and brush off's

**un4giv3n-lee** · Subject: pick up lines and brush off's Wed Nov 12 2008, 13:18

I want to give myself to you.
Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

May I see you pretty soon?
Don't you think I'm pretty now?

You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.

I can tell that you want me.
Yes, I want you to leave.

Hey, baby, what's your sign?
Do not enter. or Stop.

I'd go through anything for you.
Let's start with your bank account.

May I have the last dance?
You've just had it.

I would go to the end of the world for you.
Yes, but would you stay there?

Your place or mine?
Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.

Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?
What's it like being the biggest liar in the world?

Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
If I could see you naked, I'd die laughing.

Haven't we met before?
Yes, I'm the receptionist at the assylum

So, wanna go back to my place ?
Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

I'd like to call you. What's your number?
It's in the phone book
But I don't know your name.
That's in the phone book too

So what do you do for a living?
I'm a female impersonator

What sign were you born under?
No Parking

How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Unfertilized!

Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason
Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!

I know how to please a woman.
Then please leave me alone.

Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?
Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

I'd love to get into your pants.
No thanks, I already have one a**hole in there already