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Three tortoises, Rud3-love, Kiss and Slicer, decide to go on a picnic. Rude-love packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches.
The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so; it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there Rud3-lov3 unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Slicer give me the bottle opener"
"I didn't bring it" says Slicer
"I thought you packed it" Rud3-lov3 gets worried,
He turns to Kiss, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Kiss didn't bring it.
So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Rud3-lov3 and Slicer beg Kiss to go back for it.
But she refuses as she says they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, she finally agrees.
So Kiss sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and she still isn't back and Rud3-lov3 and Slicer are starving,
but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Kiss pops up from behind a rock and shouts,
"I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT FRECKEN GOING!"
(And i thought they couldn't get any dumber!!!
The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away so; it takes them ten days to get there.
When they get there Rud3-lov3 unpacks the food and beer.
"Ok Slicer give me the bottle opener"
"I didn't bring it" says Slicer
"I thought you packed it" Rud3-lov3 gets worried,
He turns to Kiss, "Did you bring the bottle opener?"
Naturally Kiss didn't bring it.
So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Rud3-lov3 and Slicer beg Kiss to go back for it.
But she refuses as she says they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, she finally agrees.
So Kiss sets off down the road at a steady pace. 20 days pass and she still isn't back and Rud3-lov3 and Slicer are starving,
but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise.
Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Kiss pops up from behind a rock and shouts,
"I KNEW IT'......I'M NOT FRECKEN GOING!"
(And i thought they couldn't get any dumber!!!
