These two guys meet after not having seen each
other for many, many
years. First guy (Anger) asks the second guy (Cart00n), "How have things been going?"
Now Cart00n speaking very slowly tells Anger,
"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."
Anger says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more."
The answer comes, "Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a
d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y
w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."
Anger congratulates him and than asks again about how he
was almost married.
"W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e...r..e
s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r p..o..r..c..h a..n..d
t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g
h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r
t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d,
s..h..e c..a..n d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e. A..n..d
t..h..e..n.. s..h..e t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g
i..n m..y f..a..c..e."
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the Anger.
"W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l...o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h...e
w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s!".
other for many, many
years. First guy (Anger) asks the second guy (Cart00n), "How have things been going?"
Now Cart00n speaking very slowly tells Anger,
"I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."
Anger says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more."
The answer comes, "Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a
d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y
w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."
Anger congratulates him and than asks again about how he
was almost married.
"W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e...r..e
s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r p..o..r..c..h a..n..d
t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g
h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r
t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d,
s..h..e c..a..n d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e. A..n..d
t..h..e..n.. s..h..e t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g
i..n m..y f..a..c..e."
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the Anger.
"W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l...o..w..l..y,
t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h...e
w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s!".