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    why i didn get married

    Post by un4giv3n-lee on Tue Nov 04 2008, 13:41

    These two guys meet after not having seen each
    other for many, many
    years. First guy (Anger) asks the second guy (Cart00n), "How have things been going?"

    Now Cart00n speaking very slowly tells Anger,
    "I w..a..s a..l..m..o..s..t m..a..r..r..i..e..d."

    Anger says in amazement, "Hey, you don't stutter any more."

    The answer comes, "Y..e..s, I w..e..n..t t..o a
    d..o..c..t..o..r a..n..d h..e t..o..l..d m..e
    t..h..a..t i..f I s..p..e..a..k s..l..o..w..l..y
    w..i..l..l n..o..t s..t..u..t..t..e..r."

    Anger congratulates him and than asks again about how he
    was almost married.

    "W..e..l..l, m..y f..i..a..n..c..e..e a..n..d I w..e...r..e
    s..i..t..t..i..n..g o..n h..e..r p..o..r..c..h a..n..d
    t..h..e d..o..g w..a..s s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g
    h..i..s b..a..c..k a..n..d I t..o..l..d h..e..r
    t..h..a..t w..h..e..n w..e a..r..e m..a..r..r..i..e..d,
    s..h..e c..a..n d..o t..h..a..t f..o..r m..e. A..n..d
    t..h..e..n.. s..h..e t..h..r..e..w t..h..e r..i..n..g
    i..n m..y f..a..c..e."

    "Why should she throw the ring in your face for that?" asks the Anger.

    "W..e..l..l, I s..p..e..a..k s..o s..l...o..w..l..y,
    t..h..a..t b..y t..h..e t..i..m..e s..h..e
    l..o..o..k..e..d a..t t..h..e d..o..g, h...e
    w..a..s l..i..c..k..i..n..g h..i..s b..a..l..l..s!". Laughing Razz monkey Razz

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