LOVE UN4GIVEN MEMBERS
A man (Slayer) and his wife (Smile) were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where an Un4given stranger (M1L4), standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says Slayer, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked Smile.
'Just some un4given guy asking for a push,' he answers.
'Did you help him?' she asks.
'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says Smile. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'
Slayer does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out i nto the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'
'Yes,' comes back M1L4's voice from a distance.
'Do you still need a push?' calls out Slayer.
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks Slayer.
'Over here on the swing,' replied M1L4 the Un4given.
A man (Slayer) and his wife (Smile) were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where an Un4given stranger (M1L4), standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
'Not a chance,' says Slayer, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
He slams the door and returns to bed.
'Who was that?' asked Smile.
'Just some un4given guy asking for a push,' he answers.
'Did you help him?' she asks.
'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'
'Well, you have a short memory,' says Smile. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'
Slayer does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out i nto the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'
'Yes,' comes back M1L4's voice from a distance.
'Do you still need a push?' calls out Slayer.
'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.
'Where are you?' asks Slayer.
'Over here on the swing,' replied M1L4 the Un4given.