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    GOTTA LOVE UN4GIVEN

    Post by un4giv3n-lee on Tue Nov 04 2008, 13:48

    LOVE UN4GIVEN MEMBERS

    A man (Slayer) and his wife (Smile) were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where an Un4given stranger (M1L4), standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

    'Not a chance,' says Slayer, 'it is 3:00 in the morning!'
    He slams the door and returns to bed.

    'Who was that?' asked Smile.

    'Just some un4given guy asking for a push,' he answers.

    'Did you help him?' she asks.

    'No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!'

    'Well, you have a short memory,' says Smile. 'Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!'

    Slayer does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out i nto the pounding rain.

    He calls out into the dark, 'Hello, are you still there?'

    'Yes,' comes back M1L4's voice from a distance.

    'Do you still need a push?' calls out Slayer.

    'Yes, please!' comes the reply from the dark.

    'Where are you?' asks Slayer.

    'Over here on the swing,' replied M1L4 the Un4given.


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