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    Pulled over for speeeding

    Post by un4giv3n-lee on Wed Nov 05 2008, 12:04

    Un4given_temtation gets pulled over by Officer Quasimoto for speeding...

    Un4given_temtation: Is there a problem, Officer?

    Officer Quasimoto: Ma'am, you were speeding.

    Un4given_temtation Oh, I see.

    Officer Quasimoto: Can I see your license please?

    Un4given_temtation: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

    Officer Quasimoto: Don't have one?

    Un4given_temtation: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

    Officer Quasimoto: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration Papers please.

    Un4given_temtation: I can't do that.

    Officer Quasimoto: Why not?

    Un4given_temtation: I stole this car.

    Officer Quasimoto: Stole it?

    Un4given_temtation: Yes, and I killed and hacked up The owner.

    Officer Quasimoto: You what?

    Un4given_temtation: His body parts are in plastic bags In the trunk if you want to see.

    Officer Quasimoto looks at Un4given_temtation and slowly backs Away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. Senior officer, Officer Sw33p3r slowly Approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer Sw33p3r: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle Please!

    Un4given_temtation steps out of her vehicle.

    Un4given_temtation: Is there a problem sir?

    Officer Sw33p3r: One of my officers told me that you have Stolen this car and murdered the owner.

    Un4given_temtation: Murdered the owner?

    Officer Sw33p3r: Yes, could you please open the trunk of Your car, please.

    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but An empty trunk.

    Officer Sw33p3r: Is this your car, ma'am?

    Un4given_temtation: Yes, here are the registration papers...

    The officer is quite stunned.
    Officer Sw33p3r: One of my officers claims that you do not Have a driving license.

    Un4given_temtation digs into her handbag and pulls out a Clutch purse and hands it to the officer. Officer Sw33p3r examines the license. He looks quite Puzzled.

    Officer Sw33p3r: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers Told me you didn't have a license, that you stole This car, and that you murdered and hacked up the Owner.

    Un4given_temtation: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.


    Moral of the story: Never mess with king Un4given members!!! queen

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