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    Number of posts : 86
    Age : 29
    Location : South Africa-Johannesburg
    mig33 username : un4giv3n-lee
    Registration date : 2008-10-17

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    Post by un4giv3n-lee on Mon Nov 17 2008, 10:07

    At a doctor's surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache. The doctor examines him and asks him, "What the hell did you do to your back?"
    "The patient replies, "You know that I am a bouncer at a local night club?
    Well, yesterday morning I got home to my flat quite early and heard a noise in my bedroom.
    On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife as my wife was lying naked in bed and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out of the building and he was dressing himself.
    I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him. That's how I strained my back".

    The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor says, "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
    "The 2nd patient replies, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now Doctor? Well yesterday morning was my first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge.

    The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients did. The doctor was shocked.
    Again he asks, "What the hell happened to you?"
    "Well I was sitting in a fridge ............ !"

    Number of posts : 60
    Age : 27
    Location : In your bl00d vessels
    mig33 username : absa_ft_sfiso
    Registration date : 2008-11-22

    busted!!!! Empty Re: busted!!!!

    Post by x_o_-_absa_-_o_x on Sat Nov 22 2008, 13:51

    lmao, wher do u get all dizz? l0l hekekekekekeee. u craze.

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