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    the truth... the whole truth... and nothing but the truth!

    Post by un4giv3n-lee on Mon Nov 24 2008, 11:52

    9 things women don't know - but men do.


    1. There are two types of men. Those who cheat and those who lie about it. Choose one

    2. Men have sexual thoughts about every woman they meet.

    3. A man is incapable of saying 'no' to $ex (So watch your best friends carefully)

    4. A man can reach his org@sm in 30 seconds if he wants to. Consider every second that he lasts longer than a minute is a bonus

    5. If a man has not introduced you to any of his friends/family a month into the relationship, you are not his girlfriend. You are the 'other' woman.. (Now you know!!!)

    6. If a man has not brought up the subject of marriage six months into the relationship, it ain't happening - . Ever?

    7. Educated, enlightened career women, some advice. If you do not cook for him, do his laundry or f*ck him every day, someone else is. (Can you handle the truth?)

    8. Oral $ex stopped being an optional extra in lovemaking at 23h59, December 31, 1999. In the 21st century, if you're not going down on him, someone else is (Don't shoot the messenger)

    9. There are two types of men; those who openly admit to playing with their wee-wees and those who lie about it.



    Now - 9 things men don't know - but women do.


    1. The myth about size is NO myth at all. There really is such a thing as 'too small'.

    2. At some point during the relationship, she will 'slip up' and have a one-night stand. With someone you know. (Deal with it)

    3. For every ten org@sm she has with you, eight belong in the just to make him stop or feel better category. (The truth shall set you free)

    4. She has seen one bigger than yours before. (Get over it)

    5. She may be your queen but she's someone else's booty call.

    6. If she sleeps with an ex while she's going out with you, she doesn't believe its cheating. Technically speaking - its old dick.

    7. If you are a cheapskate and only ever take her out to Nando's or KFC, someone else takes her to Piatto. One way or the other, she's going to Piatto.

    8. The fact that you drive a BMW X5 impresses her only the first two times you take her for a spin. Talking about your car all the time is boring after a week. The guy in point number 2 on this list? He drives a '98 Citi Golf. Enough said

    9. You can get away with bad breath or smelly feet.
    But not both!!!
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    Re: the truth... the whole truth... and nothing but the truth!

    Post by x_o_-_absa_-_o_x on Fri Nov 28 2008, 09:45

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    Re: the truth... the whole truth... and nothing but the truth!

    Post by chrome on Sat Nov 29 2008, 16:56

    Lol this is dope


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    Re: the truth... the whole truth... and nothing but the truth!

    Post by un4giv3n-lee on Tue Dec 02 2008, 11:09

    absa its okay if you want my email address, just know that shinax has a pet shark and he feeds it every now and then. It might be hungry now
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    Post by Un4given_substance on Tue Feb 16 2010, 19:30

    Lma0 ai

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