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    Its Dark In Here

    Post by un4giv3n-lee on Wed Nov 05 2008, 15:07

    Smile is having an affair during the day while her husband Cigar is at work.


    Her nine-year-old son Incognito comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then Smile's husband Cigar unexpectedly comes home.

    She hides her lover Bvokochela in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

    Incognito says: "Its Dark in here."

    Bvokochela says: "Yes, it is."

    Incognito: "I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?"

    Bvokochela: "No, thanks."

    Incognito: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"

    Bvokochela: "OK, how much?"

    Incognito: "R250-00."

    A few weeks later it happened again and Incognito and the lover Bvokochela were in the cupboard together again.

    Incognito: " Its Dark in here."

    Bvokochela: "Yes, it is."

    Incognito: "I have soccer boots."

    Bvokochela, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"

    Incognito says:"R750-00."

    Bvokochela says: "Fine, I will buy them."

    A few days later, the father Cigar says to Incognito: "Grab your ball and boots, let's go outside and have a game."

    Incognito says: "I can't, I sold them for R1000."

    Cigar says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that...

    R1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins."

    They go to church and Cigar makes Incognito sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

    Incognito says: " Its Dark in here."

    The Priest says: "Don't start that sh!t again!"

    THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE

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