Un4given Forum

Home of the un4given family

    Lets go to bed


    Number of posts : 86
    Age : 29
    Location : South Africa-Johannesburg
    mig33 username : un4giv3n-lee
    Registration date : 2008-10-17

    Lets go to bed Empty Lets go to bed

    Post by un4giv3n-lee on Mon Nov 10 2008, 11:41

    Satanic-nhlaka, a furniture dealer from Johannesburg, decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Durban to see what he could find.
    After arriving in Durban he met with some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Johannesburg. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bar and have a beer. As he sat enjoying his beer, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat.
    Before long, a very beautiful young woman (Songstress) came to his table, asked him something in Zulu (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down. He tried to speak to her in Sotho, but she did not know Sotho so, after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, Satanic-nhlaka took a napkin and drew a picture of a beer glass and showed it to her. Songstress nodded, and he ordered a glass of beer for her.
    After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bar and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music. They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.
    Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Satanic-nhlaka has no idea how Songstress figured out he was in the furniture business.

      Current date/time is Sun May 26 2019, 17:56