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    Post by un4giv3n-lee on Mon Nov 10 2008, 12:17

    Asswhippa goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss Omen, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?"
    Asswhippa replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away."
    "I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to relax and rest."
    The blonde Asswhippa very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best chance of doing that here."
    Omen agrees and allows Asswhippa to work as usual. "If you need anything, just let me know," he says.

    A few hours pass and Omen decides to check on Asswhippa. He looks out over his office and sees Asswhippa
    crying hysterically.
    He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"
    "No," replies Asswhippa, "I just got a call from my sister, and she said that HER mom died too!"

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