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1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the lecturer says no, rip the pages out of the textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male lecturers.)
4. Address the lecturer as "your excellency".
5. When the lecturer turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the lecturer if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the lecturer at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the lecturer's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the lecturer says no, rip the pages out of the textbook.
3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male lecturers.)
4. Address the lecturer as "your excellency".
5. When the lecturer turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
6. Relive your your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers.
7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the lecturer if he's been drinking.
8. Correct the lecturer at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
9. Sit in the front row reading the lecturer's graduate thesis and snickering.
10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you.
11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. (Hey you might even get a date if he/she is cute.)
12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room.
13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall.
