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    Men Rules!!!


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    Registration date : 2008-10-17

    Men Rules!!! Empty Men Rules!!!

    Post by un4giv3n-lee on Mon Nov 10 2008, 12:39

    (Written by a guy)

    Now here are the rules from the male side. These are OUR rules!
    Please note.. these are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!

    1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings.
    Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
    We have no idea what mauve is.

    1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

    1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong.
    We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

    1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

    1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really

    1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as soccer, cars, or golf.

    1. You have enough clothes.

    1. You have too many shoes.

    1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

    1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that?
    It's like camping.

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